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"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first light yourself on fire."

• Chemistry Major • Bisexual • In Relationship • Cosplayer • Gamer •

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

fuckyeahtattoos:

I know this is a different kind of tattoo to post, but they are so amazingly done and the artist is incredibly talented. I couldn’t be happier!I got my eyebrows tattooed using the feathered brow technique by artist Shaughnessy Keely. @Shaughnessy on IG! Check out her amazing work! 

fuckyeahtattoos:

I know this is a different kind of tattoo to post, but they are so amazingly done and the artist is incredibly talented. I couldn’t be happier!

I got my eyebrows tattooed using the feathered brow technique by artist Shaughnessy Keely. @Shaughnessy on IG! Check out her amazing work! 

get to know me meme — [3/5] favorite tv shows: orange is the new black (2013-present)

Did it ever occur to you that we don’t wanna get in touch with our feelings? That actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

bonerjuice:

Let me get this straight, Nicki Minaj can wiggle her butt six ways till Sunday and people can call her a black feminist messiah, but when there's a weak-ass Spider-Woman variant cover that make her look like she's posing like Nicki Minaj, it suddenly NOT okay and Marvel should be ashamed??? I'm honestly, seriously confused here :/

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teacupnosaucer:

ohmygil:

Nicki Minaj is also a real person who makes real decisions for herself and made a video and song that celebrated her own body and her own sexuality while outright critiquing the Male Gaze through visual metaphor

Jessica Drew is not a real person and was drawn by a man in a submissive position who visually objectifies her (spandex doesn’t work on asses like that come on) and every female superhero he’s drawn. And he can’t even draw a background right.

repeat it with me now everybody: made up women drawn for gross men to jerk off to are NOT equivalent to real life women expressing their sexuality for their own benefit

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

swingtheserenade:

sadgi:

yea

#I want this as a poster
same

swingtheserenade:

sadgi:

yea

same

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

sailorkush:

mission accomplished

sailorkush:

mission accomplished

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

smeeg:

Helpful thoughts sometimes.

Real talk

smeeg:

Helpful thoughts sometimes.

Real talk